the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

bukkakehokage:

cooldudebro:

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses

bbomb:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

• Mascots are terrible
• they basically mock furries and otherkins
• Do NOT support mascots
• DON’T
• Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

iamthebudgiesmuggler:

rainbowkittenism:

ectoimp:

factfly:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

squishy-chest-melons:

the-winter-spoiler:

iamwhoiusedtobe:

defyingdestiel:

dean-dream-imagines:

justdippinsaucethings:

Justnipplesaucethings

Nipple-Dream-Imagines

defyingnipple

Iamwhoiusedtonipple

The-nipple-spoiler or the-winter-nipple I like the first one

squishy-chest-nipple, nipple-chest-melon,squishy-nipple-melon

itsnippleinmyhead, itstuckyinmynipple 

Nipplefly

Nippleimp

rainbownippleism

iamthenipplesmuggler

apersonwithchloroformandanipple

Only one.

assholei:

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do